Why do rednecks love Halloween?

NSFW) Because they love to pump kin.

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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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They both love to spark up joints.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.