Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box