When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

Previous Random Joke Next

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini