Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

Why are batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n