Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Because of Santa and his Raindeer.
Santa stops after the third Ho
Yello?
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
He turns off his Xbox.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Just ice.
Bananananananananana
Watching the soft spot move.
I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
He tried fighting fire with fire.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
