What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Inherit Jokes More Inherit Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir