Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.