Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.