Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!