Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

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Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!