Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.