Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.