What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.