Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)