How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What is the definition of a polar bear?

A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.