How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.