How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"