Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.