Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear