What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

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What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.