Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.