Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.