They just don't believe in labels.
Dragon drop
Yarrrrrsync!
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
Apetheism
Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.
Because they can't even.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.