They just don't believe in labels.
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.
Cat-holic
Because they can't even.
A two-torial!
Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'