File Jokes

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

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What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking?

They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

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