Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
Because someone stole his thunder
Cut the rope.
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
They wear a rolex watch around their waist.
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
No ballroom.
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.