Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

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What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What is meant by 'a pull factor'?

A big red sports car.

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Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing