Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

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Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.