Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

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Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !