Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad