Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty