Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why are flowers the best test takers?

They have all of the anthers.

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.