It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.
An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.
It was a little daisy
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
A sailor.
His grades were below sea level
A:('A jump rope')"
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.