Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

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What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.