Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!