Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !