Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.