How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss