Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?

Bran He is Hodorless