Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.