Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Because she had a frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !