How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.