How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

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How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"