How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.