What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

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Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

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It's made of stern stuff.

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Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

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What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...