Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.