Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

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What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!