Blizzard Jokes

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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Not enough minerals.

Where are new Starcraft players born?

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

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Pitch for every airport

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He forgot to pack his trunk.

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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.