Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In