Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.