Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in