Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.