Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.