What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

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Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A: More head room

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?

A: The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "