Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?

A Boosted Animal

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.