Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.