He fiddled up a little kid.
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
A fiddle between the sheets
They both fiddle with a rod
Nice doing business with you!"
In pentagrams