Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

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Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.