What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.