What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.