What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What do you call a 2D fairy?

Pixie-lated

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food