What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why did the idiot stare at a carton of orange juice?

It said 'concentrate' on it

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What do you call a 2D fairy?

Pixie-lated

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!