What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

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What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.