What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.