How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!