Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

How high is a stoner sailor?

Sea Level.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level