Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

A: Grade six.

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

How high is a stoner sailor?

Sea Level.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level