Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.