Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

What do you call an ex-Muslim?

A Waslim

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What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !