Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)