Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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DruPal

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

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Nut and bolt

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Who is left?

Marco Rubio