Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Clutch Jokes More Clutch Jokes

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

Why does Lebron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.