Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Clutch Jokes More Clutch Jokes

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

Why does Lebron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.