Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Clutch Jokes More Clutch Jokes

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.