How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments